Timeline

1965

 * Screaming Flamingos lost the "prized bronze gilded goblet to the Sharks ending a 7 year winning streak.


 * Charles B. Rutherford constructed San Isidoro’s Historical Motel Sign.

1972

 * April 13: The Conversationalist* was launched.

1985

 * Mob Takeover

1987

 * Palm Casino Scandal. The San Isidoro economy took a downturn.

2000

 * Occupy Isidoro Turmoil

June

 * Unspecified water damage. The "beginning" of the "Sewer Bandit."

July

 * San Isidoro Motel Sign damage and controversy.
 * July 22nd: SIPD Capture "Sewer Bandit" Samuel Litersburough.
 * July 23rd: Samuel Litersburough beaten.
 * July 24th: A version of Samuel Litersburough’s corpse found in San Isidoro’s Water Tower.
 * July 31st: Crazed Gunman ate all holy supplement at the town Temple.

August

 * August 3rd: Break-in at Sotherberter’s Deli over a 5% off sale on Uncle Panbread’s Resalted Butter.
 * Date unknown: “Sewer Bandit” body found in storm drain while building new dam.
 * August 12 (or 13th): Beginning of the Bi-Decade Power Shortage.

During the Blackout

 * Police Chief Mike Sanchez killed in cake mixer accident.
 * Samuel Litersburough emerges from his medically-induced coma.
 * Local man found dead. Cause electrical shock.
 * Late Summer: Conclusion of the Annual Cactus Potting Competition.
 * November 2015: San Isidoro City Council announces cash bonus to "everyone" on the first rainstorm of 2016.

July

 * Construction of a new water tower begins.
 * July 7th: Bi-Decade Power Shortage ends.
 * Week of July 7th: Sewer Bandit trial begins.